Ozzie and Harriet: On Love

Ozzie: never ever be a sniffling goober

Harriet: ok

Ozzie: day four of the dexter-freeze going well

i had a tough moment last night, but i rebounded well

Harriet: nice

what did you do

Ozzie: i walked away from my computer and i went and showered and let the hot water calm me down

then i had sex with a vietnamese prostitute named ming ping

Harriet: hahahah

awesome

Ozzie and Harriet: Thoughts on Love

Ozzie: my online boyfriend told me he loved me again

Harriet: oh yeah

how so

Ozzie: he said "i think i love you" and then said something dirty

Harriet: at least he's direct

Ozzie: yes

also maybe a whore

Harriet: haha

Ozzie: you'd probably get along

Harriet: probably

Ozzie: you don't have blood in your veins, you have whore juice