Ozzie: Soliloquy

Ozzie: i get obsessed with things in general really easily

right now it's mermaids

i met one last night at a performance art piece

and now i'm convinced the filet o'fish from mcdonalds is made of mermaid

Harriet: Soliloquy

Harriet: what's the difference between your mother and a monkey

i can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore!

Soliloquy: Ozzie

Ozzie: when i was leaving your apt the other night, two tranny hookers tried to pick me up

and asked if i was horny

of course i said yes and invited them back to your place, but forgot that i didn't have the key

Soliloquy: Ozzie

Ozzie: i pierced my other nipple last night

why?

i don't know

Soliloquy: Harriet

Harriet: i look like a dog attacked my nose

only the dog was me

Soliloquy: Ozzie

Ozzie: you know what's weird

we talk a lot

but always seem to have more to talk about
...

tickle war!

Soliloquy: Harriet

Harriet: i have been fed

i am no longer hot

and you're a whore