Ozzie and Harriet: Friendship

Ozzie: i miss you like a child misses his or her blanket

Harriet: aw

i miss you too

Ozzie: that was a joke

i hate you

Harriet: i thought you were going to do your standard, oh sorry, wrong box

you unoriginal ass

Ozzie: hahahahahah

Ozzie and Harriet: Compliments

Ozzie: my ass is beautiful

Harriet: so is mine

i'd even venture to say more beautiful than yours

Ozzie: uh

dimples on your face are pretty, harriet

the dimples on your ass make it less so

Harriet: hahahah

Happy Birthday, Harriet!

Ozzie: i'm here

sorry

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOOKER BOOTS

Harriet: hahahhaha

thanks :)

Ozzie: how old are you now

like 100?

Harriet: god, right?

close

Ozzie: 94?

Harriet: 101, bitch

Ozzie: hahahahaha

you look good for your age

Harriet: why, thank you :)

Ozzie: well, except for your thighs

Harriet: they have always been a problem area

i have saddlebags yet i'm not a horse

Ozzie: your snout says differently

Harriet: mmm yes

Ozzie and Harriet: Friendship

Ozzie: you my HOOKER NOW

Harriet: you cave man

me love you

Ozzie and Harriet: Friendship

Harriet: i don't want to study!

Ozzie: i don't want to work

Harriet: what are we going to do

Ozzie: run away?

Harriet: yes!

you are so smart

Ozzie and Clementine: Friendship

Ozzie: i need to find 1200 dollars

Clementine: ummmm

Ozzie: pay me to be your friend!

Ozzie and Harriet: Friendship

Ozzie: are you there?

Harriet: here i am

baby

come and take me, take me by the hand

Ozzie: ha

shut up

i have a question

Ozzie and Harriet: Friendship

Ozzie: why are you such a mutant ho-bag

Harriet: don't make me come back and bitch slap you

Ozzie: COME BACK, YOU SLUTTY MONKEY

Ozzie and Harriet Have a Friend: Meet Clementine

Ozzie: studying is hard

Clementine: yes

welcome to my life

Ozzie: i'm not dating anyone

so not welcome to your life

Clementine: this is the first time EVER

that the tables have been turned

Ozzie: damn

i need to get back on it

Clementine: booo

i like talking to you

i dont like you studying

Ozzie: it's hard...

do i stay with the frog or go to the chicken

Clementine: what does that mean

Ozzie: my icon

chicken or frog

Clementine: ahhh

okay i see frog

Ozzie: you're seeing frog

yes

Clementine: i need to see chicken

Ozzie: chicken

Clementine: that's still frog

Ozzie: oh

he's chicken on my computer

Clementine: oh

well

i like frog

he's cute

Ozzie: c'mon chicken

go elsewhere, frog

Clementine: weirdo

well i'm going to head to bed

i'm tired

it's been a long day

Ozzie: whatever

go dream of how pretty i am

Clementine: i always do

goodnight, slutbag

Ozzie: goodnight, carpet muncher