And We're Back

Ozzie: what makes you truly happy

Clementine: that's a very deep question

my family

weeping willows

Ozzie: boring

Clementine: strippers

Ozzie: better

Ozzie and Clementine: Random Thoughts

Ozzie: so if i ever get a botfly i cut off the air

got it

that is awesome

Clementine: perfect

Ozzie: i'm bleeding love, bitch

...

and botflys

Clementine: i just drank an excessive amount of diet pepsi

i think i may vomit.

Ozzie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

random thoughts of the day

Ozzie and Clementine: Coffee Talk

Clementine: hey hobag

Ozzie: yes

Clementine: i'm bored.

Ozzie: i'm pregnant

Clementine: ooh! when are you due?

Ozzie: now

plop

Comebacks by Clementine

Ozzie: you know what i found out?

being a whore is genetic

you should talk to someone about that

Clementine: that was a really good one!

have you been waiting for me to wake up so you could say that?

Ozzie: yes

Ozzie and Clementine: Coffee Talk

Ozzie: kick babies

do it now

c'mon

do it

NOW

Clementine: i was spat on by a 2 yr old today

so yes

i'm down

Ozzie: KICK EM IN THEIR BABY NUTS

only you would get spit on by a 2 year old

Clementine: and by spat on

Ozzie: you have all the luck

Clementine: i mean spat on twice

one minute apart

Ozzie: ha like he actually spat?

Clementine: yes

twice

at my forehead

i was wearing a freaking white coat

is there no respect left in the world?!

Ozzie: nope

Clementine: apparently not

Ozzie: i don't respect you

i know you don't respect me

so there ya go

Clementine: lovely

Ozzie: we were made to be besties

Clementine: obvi

Ozzie: its all because of math

Clementine: totes

i know

who knew that being a dumb smart kid would find me true friendship

Ozzie: yes!!!!!

Clementine: i'm BORED

Ozzie: i'm naked

Clementine: uhhh

awkward.

Ozzie: squeal

Comebacks by Clementine

Ozzie: my mom is a dirty pirate hookerClementine: obviously

she popped you out didn't she?

Ozzie: heehee

Clementine Knows Love

Ozzie: what is the cheesiest love song you can think of

Clementine: meatloaf

he's mad cheesy

Ozzie: oh my

Clementine: or michael bolton

Ozzie: you are so RIGHT

OH MY
HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS!

Ozzie and Harriet Have a Friend: Meet Clementine

Ozzie: studying is hard

Clementine: yes

welcome to my life

Ozzie: i'm not dating anyone

so not welcome to your life

Clementine: this is the first time EVER

that the tables have been turned

Ozzie: damn

i need to get back on it

Clementine: booo

i like talking to you

i dont like you studying

Ozzie: it's hard...

do i stay with the frog or go to the chicken

Clementine: what does that mean

Ozzie: my icon

chicken or frog

Clementine: ahhh

okay i see frog

Ozzie: you're seeing frog

yes

Clementine: i need to see chicken

Ozzie: chicken

Clementine: that's still frog

Ozzie: oh

he's chicken on my computer

Clementine: oh

well

i like frog

he's cute

Ozzie: c'mon chicken

go elsewhere, frog

Clementine: weirdo

well i'm going to head to bed

i'm tired

it's been a long day

Ozzie: whatever

go dream of how pretty i am

Clementine: i always do

goodnight, slutbag

Ozzie: goodnight, carpet muncher