Sep 22, 2009

Ozzie and Harriet: Random Thoughts

Harriet: oprah's telling me i'm ugly
Ozzie: you are
Harriet: i'm getting fatter
my cat doesn't care
Ozzie: your cat is a moron
Harriet: why can't pets reciprocate
i pet oscar
why can't he pet me?
Ozzie: awfully so
Harriet: should we go work at the bunny ranch?
Ozzie: yes

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