Clementine: Words of Wisdom

Clementine: what do they call male cougars?

oh right

predators

you are a predator

Ozzie: HAHAHA

or just a genius

untapped resource

Clementine: because they haven't finished puberty yet

they are untappable

Ozzie: they have so finished puberty

they're almost 20

Ozzie: which is one more than 19

Clementine: i think you're missing the key part of that sentence

ALMOST

Ozzie: pshaw

do you enjoy being a buzz kill

Clementine: someone has to be

today i took a life.

the life of the party.

Ozzie: HAHAHAHAHAHA