Ozzie and Clementine: Coffee Talk

Ozzie: kick babies

do it now

c'mon

do it

NOW

Clementine: i was spat on by a 2 yr old today

so yes

i'm down

Ozzie: KICK EM IN THEIR BABY NUTS

only you would get spit on by a 2 year old

Clementine: and by spat on

Ozzie: you have all the luck

Clementine: i mean spat on twice

one minute apart

Ozzie: ha like he actually spat?

Clementine: yes

twice

at my forehead

i was wearing a freaking white coat

is there no respect left in the world?!

Ozzie: nope

Clementine: apparently not

Ozzie: i don't respect you

i know you don't respect me

so there ya go

Clementine: lovely

Ozzie: we were made to be besties

Clementine: obvi

Ozzie: its all because of math

Clementine: totes

i know

who knew that being a dumb smart kid would find me true friendship

Ozzie: yes!!!!!

Clementine: i'm BORED

Ozzie: i'm naked

Clementine: uhhh

awkward.

Ozzie: squeal