May 15, 2009

Ozzie and Harriet: On Love

Ozzie: never ever be a sniffling goober
Harriet: ok
Ozzie: day four of the dexter-freeze going well
i had a tough moment last night, but i rebounded well
Harriet: nice
what did you do
Ozzie: i walked away from my computer and i went and showered and let the hot water calm me down
then i had sex with a vietnamese prostitute named ming ping
Harriet: hahahah
awesome

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