May 14, 2009

Ozzie and Harriet: The Introduction

Ozzie: you are my best friend
i realized this
and it sort of distresses me
Harriet: hahahahahahahah
why would it distress you??
i hate you
Ozzie: i hate you too
this is why it distresses me
i hate you
and yet
you are my best friend
how did my life come to this
Harriet: hahahhahahaha
i'm cracking up over here
Ozzie: well i'm glad someone is laughing
Harriet: indeed
Ozzie: you're such a whore
Harriet: i know

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